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Never been a fan or supporter of ‘revisionist history’. The
questioning or revising of know historical events for the purpose of
reputing or supporting one’s own views or philosophies can be a
very dangerous affair. But if history
revisions can be executed as well as the retelling of ‘Little Red
Riding Hood ‘ in the Weinstein companies3D animated
‘Hoodwinked’ then revise away!
We all know the story. Red
is minding her own business, trying to get some hot biscuits to her old
decrepit Granny while being harassed by mean angry insensitive wolf,
who would have eater too had it not been for the brave woodsman who
saved day. But that’s not quite the whole story it appears. The
movie begins at that point with Red, voiced by The Princess Diaries Ann
Hathaway, Granny, Voiced by the legendary Glenn Close, the wolf and the
woodsman all handcuffed while our Grizzly Bear police chief, performed
by hip-hop star Xzibit, sorts everything out. The
REAL mystery it seems is that some scurrilous creature is stealing all
of the woodland goodie recipes, driving a lot of hard working forest
animals out of business. Granny’s
recipes are the only one’s not yet purloined and all the evidence
points to the Wolf, voiced with witty precision by the Tick’s
Patrick Wharburton. But not so fast my friend, there’s more to this than meets the eye and that leaves super sleuth Nicky Flippers the Frog, as voiced by David Ogden Stiers, unravel this ball of twine.
Under
interrogation, each of the four suspects give four different versions
of how they ended up at that particular point, more often than not with
hilarious results. The way
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the four different timelines fall in and around each other was often very cleverly done and always entertaining. One
of the things that make the best animated films work is the ability to
entertain both children and adults alike, Finding Nemo, The Lion King,
and The Incredibles come to mind as the best of the genre. Often,
animated films are too adult oriented in humor to entertain the
children, i.e., Sharks Tale, or too infantile to keep the Grups from
falling asleep such as the awful Home on the range or the not much
better Valiant. Hoodwinked possessed enough
Saturday morning style cartoon humor one would expect from furry
bunnies, silly squirrels and the like to the kiddies quite entertained,
and a load witty, snappy dialog and clever gags to keep their parents
entertained as well. A standout performance
of note is Japeth the singing Goat performed by Benjy Gaither of the
Gaither Christian group who will you rolling in the aisles as he sings
about his horns and the earnest of being prepared. And if you don’t laugh then you have a problem. Seriously. I’m not joking. Get help. Along
those lines, there’s quite a bit of original music dispersed
throughout the flick, some better than others, including possibly the
worst movie song I’ve ever heard, ‘Red is Blue’.
Other
than that horrible song, a mystery that’s not really much of one,
and it getting really silly in the end, Hoodwinked is good eighty
minutes well spent. Maybe not the most
cutting edge animation ever seen on the screen, but a welcome respite
from the Chicken Little’s and Valiant’s we’ve been
subjected to as of late. Revisionist history. Maybe it’s time to rethink that whole lunar landing thing.
Buds Second Opinion: Hoodwinked
is solid, good, family entertainment. The kids will really like it: the
movie is built around a familiar story, with characters that kids will
be able to identify with. But those characters have been
brought-forward to the 2000's in interesting ways, and the new
characters that get mixed in really make the story seem more fresh than
you would probably expect. And add in the right amount of zany
whack-a-mole antics, and you end up with a movie that the kids will like, and will pay attention to.
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